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Beer drinking

This is alarming... Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right,  FEMALE hormones! Last month, April 2009, Sydney University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women . To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one (1) hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:- 1) Argued over nothing. 2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong. 3) Gained weight. 4) Talked excessively without making sense. 5) Became overly emotional 6) Couldn't drive. 7) Failed to think rationally, and 8) Had to sit down while urinating. No further testing was considered necessary!! Send this to the men you know to warn t

Vertical thrusts

Life makes things we attempt worth it. Keep going. Meet every problem as a challenge. When and if these challenges become toooo much have put into practice the ability to ask for help. One way to actucually achieve this is to stuff up along the way. That's what friends, family and a net work of strangers are there for. We all become the spider web that catches you on the down ways. Since the spiders webs are marvellous feats of natural engineering the springy resilience is terrific. Once regrouped the vertical thrust as we are pushed through and past our now insignificant challenges is a terrific adrenaline rush. Listen to the ecco of your fears past and the cheers as you go by.

Raise the voice and be heard.

Since the advent of communication methods in which the little persons voice to be heard has been eroded that now give an excuse for the willingness to hide and not use the God given gift for helping fellow man has taken a different path we all must unite and be heard for many sources.  Not one person can orchestrate every little bleat, fine tune every small out break of discontent or praise. Where some people are missionaries of communication others need to be servers of the word.  In other words every great voice needs support and encouragement to be heard. While young we copy and do. The dialogue, the written word and means of getting out there are learned through our close and intimate relationships patterns.  As a child we may be best narrator within our circles.  however the world has a say as to where this narrations gift may lead.  As an adult do we still have what it takes to be heard centuries later? "The human voice is the most important instrument at our disposal, y